Dirty Pair TV 25.

Title: The Boy in the Mansion is a Terminator!?

Kei: Yuri's a betrayer!  She's gone on a date.  Plus [screwdriver?], you're so cool that an air conditioner may suit you.
Kei: Oh, yeah, that table's nearly broken, too.
Kei: Please fix that next.
Kei: Uh!  Why don't you have a date with the washing sometimes?
Kei: I wish you could speak, Namo, I'd be able to kill a bit of time.
Kei: And I haven't received any information about Jobs Garun yet.
Kei: Okay, that should do it.  Namo, turn it on.  Ouch!

Yuri: Are you enjoying my company?
Man: Yeah, because you don't bother me with chatting too much like other girls and you're elegant and beautiful.
Man: I'm really happy with you.
Yuri: I know how terrible female chatterboxes are.

Gooley: Hey, hey.  They're so easy going.
Gooley: They don't have time for a holiday before they finish this case.
Carico: They're only human.  They need a rest, sometimes.
Gooley: Ouch!
Carico: Anyway, this counterfeit money looks so realistic.  Don't you agree, chief?
Gooley: Give me back my money!
Carico: That's the fake one.
Gooley: Uh?  You seem to take the girls' side.
Gooley: But this is serious.  It's causing an economic crisis.
Gooley: Earth Bank is going bankrupt.
Gooley: They shouldn't have taken a holiday at such a time.
Carico: Someone else can investigate it.  You can't keep up with young people unless you change your attitude.
Gooley: Uhh...  It's me.  What?  We've located Jobs Garun?

Kei: Tamuru Island?
Gooley: Yes.  Go there immediately.
Kei: Immediately?
Gooley: I think you've had enough time off.  Uh?  Where's Yuri?
Kei: She's enjoying her youth.
Gooley: That's silly.
Kei: Youth only comes once. Yuri's just like any other girl when she's off work.
Gooley: Are you sure?
Kei: I'll do it on my own, this time.  It won't be so hard, would it?
Gooley: That's very thoughtful, but it will be very dangerous alone.
Gooley: I'll ask a man who understands you very well for help.
Kei: Is he good looking?
Gooley: Well, maybe.  Hurry up.
Kei: Whoo!  I might get to enjoy my youth, too!

Kei: God!  Excuse me.
Carico: Wait.  You're so late.  I felt very cold.
Kei: What do you want?  What are you doing here?
Carico: I was told to help you.
Kei: What?  Are you sure you got that right?
Carico: It's me.

Carico: Do you have a better opinion of me now?
Carico: I was top at 3WA training school.
Kei: But you don't have any practical experience.  Oh god!

Yuri: You might meet a very charming woman in that book.
Man: Yes, she's my ideal goddess, my beautiful madonna...  Uh?  Hey, Yuri?
Yuri: What's wrong?  Don't worry about me.  You can keep on reading.
Man: Well I think it's dangerous to drive at such high speed at night.
Yuri: I usually drive much faster than this.
Man: You do?

Kei: It's already winter around here.
Carico: We're going to arrive at the island where Garun is in a minute.
Carico: I was just wondering how an electronic researcher got into the counterfeit money business.
Kei: Don't you think such heavy equipment, like Normandy Great Project, is too much for a sixty year old man?
Carico: No, a superb soldier never fails to equip well.
Kei: I hope a goat won't turn to a tiger because of you threatening too much.

Yuri: I'm back, Kei.  I think she's upset.
Yuri: Kei!  I bought something from Mashishu House for you...  Uh?

Garun: I'm sorry to make you wait.  Shall we have a cup of tea?
Milenu: You've got guests.

Carico: Garun's house is at the top, and the fake money is in the basement.
Kei: How do you know it's in the basement?
Carico: It's common.  Counterfeit money is always kept in the basement.

Garun: Hmm... They've got a lot of violent presents for us.
Milenu: What shall we do?
Garun: I don't want to feel uncomfortable because of unknown guests at my age.
Garun: They might leave if I embarrass them a bit.

Kei: Okay, come on.  Oh dear...
Carico: Whoops!  What's this?
Robot: My master does not welcome you.  Please leave here.
Kei: It's just a messenger robot.
Kei: We're from the 3WA.  We're investigating counterfeit money.

Garun: We can't intimidate the 3WA so easily.
Milenu: Your tea will get cold.
Garun: Yeah.

Yuri: What?  Has she gone alone?
Gooley: While you were having a good time.  She should be at Tamuru Island by now.
Yuri: Kei didn't want to bother me.
Gooley: Follow her immediately.
Gooley: I ordered Carico to help her, but I'm not sure about it.
Yuri: Carico?  He's not up to it.  I'll go there now.
Garun: Just a moment.  I've just received new information about Jobs Garun.  Seems he had a son.
Yuri: A son?
Gooley: But he killed himself six years ago.  His name was Mack Garun.
Gooley: He used to work in a bank, but there was a scandal and he was made the scapegoat.
Yuri: It happens.
Gooley: So he committed suicide.
Yuri: SO you think Jobs Garun started making bad money to avenge his son?
Gooley: Could be.  Hurry up.
Yuri: Alright, alright.

Kei: Hell!  Do you know what you've done?
Carico: I only saved you from a brutal machine.
Kei: That wasn't a fighting robot.
Carico: You can't be too careful.
Kei: You've got one point subtracted for shooting without conformation of a target.
Carico: You're too fussy.
Kei: Whoo!
Carico: What happened to your confirmation of a target.
Kei: Check carefully.  It's got a beam gun.  That's two points subtracted because of lack of ability to make a quick judgement.

Garun: It seems like they've started.
Milenu: Please try to avoid violence as much as possible.
Garun: Don't worry, I won't kill them.  I'll just knock them out.
Garun: How about this?  Oh, you've won.

Kei: I'll go first.  You back me up.
Carico: Okay, okay.
Kei: Jesus!  Carico!
Carico: Thaaa!
Kei: What are you doing?  God!  It's like being attacked by both sides.
Kei: Carico, stop shooting!
Carico: Kei!

Word: Forbidden.
Yuri: Fat!  Ugly!  Crushed nose with dark skin!  If she was alright, I'd have received ten times more abuse from her.
Yuri: It means she might have messed up...
Milenu: They're awake now...
Garun: You should have left to avoid this trouble.
Kei: You're Milenu and Jobs Garun!  Carico!
Carico: Where am I?
Milenu: I'm sorry to make you feel uncomfortable.
Kei: Jobs Carico, I'll arrest you for forging banknotes...  Oh!
Milenu: Please don't exaggerate.  We only wanted to...
Garun: We only wanted vengeance on the bank that killed our son.
Carico: Explain it in court.  Ouch!
Kei: You've caused an economic crisis in Elenoa City.
Garun: We didn't mean to do that.
Carico: I told you to explain it in court.

Yuri: "My dear son Mack Garun sleeps here."  Where's Kei sleeping, anyway?
Yuri: It's so quiet.  I feel uneasy.

Garun: We've finished the work for our son.  We don't need this anymore.
Garun: We were going to spend the rest of our lives quietly until you turned up.
Kei: Whatever the reason, what you've done is a crime.
Milenu: We know.  We'll leave here and go somewhere quiet.
Garun: Even though it is so hard for us to leave this island where Mack lived with us.

Robot: I'm about to prepare dinner.  What would you like?
Yuri: I'll have Riyon style salmon pie and chicken terrine with ekuarel salad.
Robot: Certainly.
Yuri: Oh, wait.  For soup, I'd like consomm.
Ruber: Certainly.
Yuri: Mack?  You must be dead!  What?
Yuri: I know Kei loves horror movies and always asks me to watch them with her...
Yuri: But I'm the kind of girl who can't go to the loo on her own afterward.
Yuri: I don't like scary things.  Don't come any closer!

Milenu: What's going on?
Kei: Yuri?

Yuri: What a horrible man.  He's made a robot that looks like his dead son!

Garun: I'll go and check it.  You stay quiet, okay?
Milenu: You, too.  If you make a big noise, you'll set off the automatic sensor for the laser beam.
Kei: She says scary things with such a gentle face.

Yuri: It's a basement...  He's a tough guy.
Garun: Mack!
Milenu: Jobs!
Garun: What's the matter with you?  Stop behaving so aggressively.
Kei: What's happening upstairs?  Be quiet.
Garun: Stop, Mack.
Mack: No!  Jobs!
Garun: The special system's gone wrong.
Yuri: Hey!
Garun: Shoot his neck.  There's a central circuit around there.
Milenu: He's no longer...

Kei: They're being so noisy.  It must be Yuri.  Hey, don't be so dull - help me.
Carico: I don't know what to do...  Alright. Good.
Kei: Hey!  Where are you going?
Carico: Well it's quite difficult to...  Oh, no!
Kei: Idiot!  What have you done?  Yuri!  Yuri!

Yuri: Oh my god!
Garun: Let's get downstairs.
Yuri: Game over, isn't it?

Kei: Yuri!  Carico!  Yuri!  Hurry up if you're going to help me!  
Kei: I won't be able to marry!  Yuri!  I'm here!
Yuri: Hi, Kei.  How are you?
Kei: Not good.  I'm going to be torn apart!  Stop it!  It's burning hot!
Yuri: You're lucky to be a girl.  If you were a boy you'd have no future.
Kei: Yeah.  Whoo.  I feel as if I was reborn.  You're my great partner.  I love you.
Yuri: Although Mack won't come back from the dead.
Milenu: Oh...
Kei: Who's that?
Yuri: Mr Mack's zombie.
Kei: Nice to meet you.
Yuri: Oh!  There's no energy left.
Kei: I've seen this horror movie before.
Yuri: So how did it end?
Kei: It got into a pressing machine and got crushed.
Yuri: Do you think we can find that machine here?
Kei: I can see a photocopy machine, if that's any help.
Yuri: I didn't expect anything.
Kei: Garun!
Yuri: A robot turns to scrap metal when it's destroyed.
Kei: Please mend our air conditioner like that.
Yuri: Unfortunately I'm good at destroying, but not mending.
Milenu: Jobs!
Robot: Dinner's ready.

Carico: There's no point in staying here.  Let's go.
Milenu: Jobs...
Garun: Yeah.
Kei: Carico, I've got something to talk about.
Yuri: Those two...
Carico: I know what you want to say, but they committed a crime.
Carico: Don't worry.  The law isn't always so strict.  They'll take circumstances into consideration.
Kei: Well whatever the reason, it's true they committed a great crime.
Yuri: This is an uncomfortable ending.
Carico: I wouldn't mind being a witness to support them.
Yuri: A witness...
Kei: I have to testify about our deputy chief's behaviour in this mission.
Kei: You proved you were top at 3WA training school.  You became so active, didn't you?
Yuri: Really?  Gooley will be pleased, I bet.
Kei: He will.  I wish you could see that, too.
Carico: Bloody Dirty Pair.

Yuri: Now let's go straight home.
Kei: And enjoy our youth.
Both: Yeah, we will!

Preview
Kei: Terrible!
Yuri: Are you a real human?
Kei: Are you?
Yuri: It's nasty to borrow our video from your friend.
Kei: We can't accept it.
Yuri: You'll enjoy it more if you get your own copy.
Kei: That's right.  It should be more enjoyable.
Yuri: The next episode is Are You Serious?  The Beauty Cannon is the Keyword to Escape.
Kei: Aren't you taping this episode?  Never ever!

